"Wedding fail PSA: When you paint the break-your-own geode wedding favors a copper color, they look like polished turds." 😂😂😂Credit: Karen Dalrymple
Karen became internet-famous after her Reddit post took a lot of people by surprise. Her post also was picked up in the Huffington Post to share in our
demise joy. It’s okay, they look better now that the paint had fully cured.
“They’re not rocks, they’re minerals!”
—Hank Schrader on Breaking Bad (and Karen)
After she painted them, they looked like polished turds. Nailed it. Seriously, they haven’t been opened in like hundreds or even thousands of years. Our guests will receive them so they can crack them open for the first time.