Karen + Joe

Karen became internet-famous after her Reddit post took a lot of people by surprise.  Her post also was picked up in the Huffington Post to share in our demise joy. It’s okay, they look better now that the paint had fully cured.

“They’re not rocks, they’re minerals!”
—Hank Schrader on Breaking Bad (and Karen)

After she painted them, they looked like polished turds. Nailed it. Seriously, they haven’t been opened in like hundreds or even thousands of years. Our guests will receive them so they can crack them open for the first time.

We’re both so excited to officially kick off the spending the rest of our lives together. We got engaged on October 10, 2016. We initially planned for a wedding in late October 2017, we revisited our priorities after I was laid off and decided to have it on April 15, 2017!

We know that invitations have gone out relatively late. This week, we received our invitations after we locked in our wedding date. If you are able to make it, awesome and we look forward to spending time with you. If you can’t make it, we understand and there are no hard feelings. We look forward to the next 41 days to organize a wedding! Stay tuned for more updates and photos!

–Joe